Boy Eats Drum Machine - Booomboxxx

The album of the band with strange name something about eating boy looks like the Ukrainian band "Boombox", but the comparison is like the finger and the ass, where the ass is Ukrainian band, certainly.
So, my review (i am indie god, as you know) is unlike others. It isn`t shit, because the boys try hard and i believe their emotions especially "The Crack in the Sea", i also like taking drugs in the sea, yeah.
The suicide track "Demonic With Horns" made me imagine chocolate woman taking her to the ground and certainly, no not fuck, my poor guys, with poor imagination, i will look into her hazel eyes.
The eclecticism is obvious, i won`t write anything more in this chapter.
The one thing i`d like to emphasize is that the drums have the resemblance of Lackthereof (the man from the "Menomena"), but it`s not the thing, you should pay attention. it`s all about indie drums.
The lyrics is not so striking, but the melody is just wow. But it isn`t "The Killers", guys, it`s true indie.
Keep your ears away from shit. Your Indie God.

The Killers - Day and Age

The third album of "vaudeville" band The Killers is boring and monotonous shit.
Day and Age. Age and Day. The best album 2008. It`s an unquestionable and obvious thing. For those who still believe in glamorous ratings by "Rolling Stone" and others. Really censorial words are in lack to criticize this outstanding event of fake indie epoch, not to afraid to say it. No censorial words, as i said before, no uncensoured ones. Nothing, just slobbers.
Nothing more, my dear listeners. Though we have expected nothing sensational from Brandon and the company after the second full-format record about his cocaine uncle. As we can see, his uncle Johnny hasn`t brought his lovely nephew the good quality cocaine as a Xmas present. And Brandon and the boys have to call some doubtful afro-american drugdealers. Another explanations for the writing such boring record we can`t find. So, the white fairy has gone from Flowers, And the proposal to name his fourth record (if he could do it) is "The White Fairy". You won`t hear anything as the great hits about boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that Flowers had in February of the 2003. Former lively indie-hits from "Hot Fuss" are now boring synthpop and choral disco.
So, don`t listen to evilfucking Spaceman and Human, it`s nothing just rubbish of glamorous vintage-posers, wishing to be true English Gentlemen. So. Masaraksh, as it is the shitest shit as the new Flowers`s record. Boys, make you soundtracks for Bondarchuk`s films and then we`ll bravely throw them away wiyhout listening and whatching.Keep your ears away from shit.